Clevelander by birth. Indiana Hoosier by choice. Living in New York because I like the abuse. I’m a former stand-up comedian and co-host of the podcast Mornings with Morty. I’ve also written some funny things for Odyssey Online and I collect sneakers because I enjoy expensive hobbies that have zero payoff*. If you want to hire me, talk Cleveland sports, or just want a laugh, you can email mhweisman27@gmail.com or find me on LinkedIn.

*Except that one time a kid on the subway was staring at my Jordans. Still the highest compliment I’ve ever received.

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