Clevelander by birth. Indiana Hoosier by choice. Living in New York because I like the abuse. I’m an amateur stand-up comedian, home chef, and former podcast host. I believe in the Oxford comma and I’ve been using the em dash since before ChatGPT chatted its first G, P, or T—anybody else want a G&T? If you want to hire me, talk Cleveland sports, or just want a laugh, you can email mhweisman27@gmail.com or find me on LinkedIn.

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